#BookmarkMonday (7): Austen Party

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One of the perks of working in a library -at least for me- is finding the notes left by my friend and coworker with thoughts on the book I happen to have on hold. Little does she know I keep them all. Muahahahahahaha!

This is my newest addition, found tucked into The Jane Austen Handbook by Margaret C. Sullivan:

It reads: Hahaha! You're hilarious. Now you have to have an Austen party.

Well, it wasn't my plan -I'm actually researching Regency England- but apparently now there's no getting out of it. Anyone know some good British recipes? (Seriously, send them to my Pinterest account.)

What's your favorite Austen novel?
I'm going to be totally cliche and say Pride & Prejudice, though I will admit, my current favorite Austen adaptation is the Emma Thompson Sense & Sensibility because Alan Rickman's Colonel Brandon somehow became my Austen soulmate within the last year. (When did that happen?!)

You know what, I don't even care. Ya'll can have Darcy. Brandon's mine.

Harry Potter Moment of the Week #5 -Which Character Outside the HP World Would Do Well at Hogwarts?

Harry Potter Moment of the Week

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& co-hosted by Micheline @ Lunar Rainbows

Which character outside the Harry Potter world would do well at Hogwarts?

1. Artemis Fowl

Admit it. The thought of little Arty -criminal genius known for exploiting magical creatures- wandering around with a wand sent a chill down your spine. Can you imagine the adventures? The mischief? We got a taste of what Artemis would be like with magic, but I'd love a longer look at that. He would dominate every class Hogwarts offered; Hermione Granger would become a name of the past. And obviously he'd be sorted into Slytherin, so I imagine he'd be a new favorite of Professor Snape. (Though I think Artemis would secretly prefer McGonagall's dry wit.)
I seriously love this.
 

2. Princess Cimorene

by Alecueous (via Deviantart)

Cimorene has determination and skill in spades. What she wants, she goes after, no matter what. Even being called a 'Mudblood' wouldn't phase her. She'd douse that wizard with soapy lemon-scented water. Our unconventional princess has already shown a penchant for magic and I would love to see her duel Professor Snape.

3. Charles Wallace Murry

Why not? The kid seems to grasp the inner workings of the universe without blinking. Just make sure he doesn't experiment too much with the Dark Arts; wouldn't due to have him come under someone else's influence again.

4. Toph Beifong

Mostly, I want to see her hanging out with Fred and George. Peeves could take some lessons from her.

5. Georgiana Darcy

An education at Hogwarts should, of course, be a pinnacle in the upbringing of an accomplished lady. (Let the fanfictions commence.)

EDIT: BONUS CHARACTER
I woke up this morning and realized I missed someone very important.

6. Inigo Montoya

Our favorite vengeful Spaniard could definitely learn a thing or two at Hogwarts to further his quest for revenge, though I think we all know he couldn't in good conscience simply revert to using and Avada Kedavra spell. There's no honor or skill in that, but a few divination spells would certainly narrow down that search time. (And Hogwarts training could definitely be useful in the life of the Dread Pirate Roberts.)
I haven't decided yet whether Inigo would be sorted into Slytherin or Gryffindor, because he's got qualities for both.

This was such a fun question to do! I've been giggling the whole time. ^_^
Who do you think would do well at Hogwarts?   

Ten Books That Have Been on My Shelf From Before I Started Blogging

Ten Books That Have Been on My Shelf From Before I Started Blogging That I Still Haven't Read Yet

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Oi! Hello, you lot! I saw this topic for today last minute and couldn't resist because -sadly- I know it will be a really quick and easy one for me to write up. (ouch)

1-3. I, Robot; The Naked Sun; The Robots of Dawn by Isaac Asimov
After seeing -and loving- the film I, Robot starring Will Smith, I found the title at my local used bookstore. This would have been, gosh, six or seven years ago? Yikes. Of course, once I got the book home I realized it wasn't the story of which the film is based -it's an anthology of short stories all based off Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics. With a little research, I did learn that Asimov wrote a series of sci-fi/mysteries, starring an old-school police detective, Elijah Baley, partnered up with a robot, R. Daneel Olivaw. Now, the first book of this series, The Caves of Steel, I DID READ AS SOON AS I BOUGHT IT. I even liked it, though it's still about as different from the I, Robot film as the anthology of the same name, just on the other end of the spectrum.
So why didn't I finish reading the series if I liked it?
Because I'm insane and have too many books, that's why.

4-10. The Young Unicorns; Troubling A Star; A House Like a Lotus; An Acceptable Time; The Arm of the Starfish; Dragons in the Waters; Meet the Austins by Madeline L'Engle
Right. So I discovered A Wrinkle in Time at an early age -arguably my first exposure to science fiction- and listened to that probably four or five times before I realized it was a quartet. I don't think I ever got around to finishing the quartet, specifically Many Waters until my late teens. Possibly early 20s. It's been awhile. (The change of main characters to Sandy and Dennis, the jumping back in the timeline, the different tone of the story -it all threw me off for awhile. But it's good!) Obviously, this didn't stop me from collecting as much of L'Engle's work as I could. I know these books are part of at least two different series; more accurately, following different genealogies. As I recall, these books all take place in the same 'universe'. Some are about the Murrys and Calvin and their successive generations and there's also a series about the Austins. Once upon a time, I could tell you the order, even if I hadn't read them.
It is far past that time.

11. Sahara by Clive Cussler
Again. Saw the movie. Loved the movie. I started reading this book -even got a decent chunk into it, I think. I don't remember why I stopped. Other books at the time with due dates, probably. I do that a lot. But I have read at least one other Cussler -Valhalla Rising- and I keep telling myself I'm going to start this series because I love so many things about it.
As a side note, Sahara and National Treasure make for a fantastic double feature!

12. Interworld by Neil Gaiman and Michael Reeves
It was cheap. I'd heard the name 'Neil Gaiman' a lot. It had a cool cover. Still haven't gotten farther than that.

I'm stopping here, but believe me when I say this barely makes a dent. And considering all the unread books I've bought since I started blogging?
This is why I'm finally -FINALLY- going to instigate a TBR A Month feature into my reading schedule to start cleaning those out. Though I'm probably going to get a cooler name for it. You know. Me and cool names. Suggestions are totally welcome, by the way. ;)

Thanks for stopping by!

What are some of your oldest unread books?

SPOILER-FREE REVIEW: Harry Potter and the Cursed Child by J.K. Rowling, Jack Thorne & John Tiffany

Harry Potter and the Cursed Child
Concept: J.K. Rowling, Jack Thorne & John Tiffany
Script by: Jack Thorne
3/5 stars

First off, no. I wasn't just lazy getting this review up. In truth, I read Cursed Child through in a few hours last weekend, and haven't really finished it since. I couldn't bring myself to go on to a new book, instead pulling this out and re-reading my favorite bits over and over again. Now that I've finally been able to start something new, I think I can write up a decent review.

And yes. I still re-read my favorite scenes every day.

I have mixed feelings about this story, but let me premise it by saying this: I don't regret buying this. I like it enough that I will read it again. There are things in this story -scenes, characters, moments, emotions- that I love, that I adore, that I wouldn't part with for the life of me. I readily -even greedily- accept these as canon.

The plot, on the other hand, is basically terrible. There are so many issues with it, I am forced to file it under 'fanfiction' in my brain because there's no way. No. Way.

I read this through in one night, banging my head on many, many occasions. By the end, I was pretty exasperated by the cliches. It's not a great story. It's fun and exciting, and I admit it completely enthralled me -but the major components really frustrated me. So much so, I had almost written it off.

Then I went to work. And for hours, I couldn't stop thinking about it.

About then I had to admit that Cursed Child did some things right.

WHAT I LOVE ABOUT CURSED CHILD

SCORPIUS.

Merlin's beard, Scorpius.

I ADORE HIM.

Unabashedly, completely, ardently, earnestly adore him.

Almost from the moment he opened his mouth, he stole my fangirl heart. His personality and his entirety is definitely accepted as canon. He is, quite possibly, now my favorite character in the entire Wizarding World.

I KNOW, RIGHT?!

More than that, I love the friendship between Albus and Scorpius, because they're so much fun together! I loved them in this story, even if the story itself has issues. They have great chemistry, they're fantastic characters, they'd be terrific co-leads because they play off each other so well, and their unlikely friendship absolutely rules this story. But there's substance to it too. Not to mention the depth it gains from and the ripples it causes with their parents.

I love them so much, in fact, that I'm crossing my fingers Rowling will give them their own series. Something focused on them and their adventures but isn't shy to remember who their families are. There is definitely something solid here that could be built into something incredible.

I liked Albus, too. At least, I liked the Albus I could see when he wasn't angry at or hating his father. I could grow to love this character. In another story.

Ron and Hermione are unbelievably adorable. AND I love how the story winds up yanking their chains, even if it falls under that cliche, fanfiction heading. Because it's adorable. Incidentally, it's also more of a running joke than crucial to the plot, so...

There are other moments I love [spoilers], even some of the super fanfiction-y ones. And so many of the emotions generated even by the worst parts of the plot are powerful but, because they are tainted for any number of reasons, they become unsatisfactory and bitter. There's a lot going on here, good and bad.

But what really takes the cake is Draco. I love Draco in this. The story managed to satiate some of my fan cravings as far as Draco Malfoy that never saw the light in the original series, so yeah. I loved that. He is freaking awesome in this story, and I would love to see a little more of adult Draco in anything.

More than that, I feel that Draco of all the original characters had the best and most believable development within those nineteen years since Deathly Hallows. There is a story here, a fantastic story, and I would love to see Scorpius and Albus learn more about it.

Draco has a moment or two that I'll admit scream wish-fulfillment, but he still feels the most in keeping with his character. He's changed, but we can see that change; we have a believable and realistic chain of events for that change and it feels real and vibrant, where so much of what we get from Harry, Ron, Hermione, and even Ginny comes out forced. Draco Malfoy is the only recurring character I could see clearly, could really feel throughout Cursed Child, and so much of this impacts not only Scorpius, but Scorpius' relationship with Albus, and even Harry Potter.

A lot of this is due to the fact that so much of Draco's story wasn't concretely resolved at the end of Deathly Hallows. His story wasn't concluded like Harry's, which makes it much more organic in Cursed Child. It's also an amazing story and I honestly haven't stopped fangirling over it. I love the entire Draco Malfoy family so much. Give me more, please!

While Scorpius is undeniably my favorite thing about this story, Draco is a close second. Together, they make such a huge and powerful impact on the story, on Albus, even on Harry, that -despite a terrible plot- Harry Potter and the Cursed Child is still a worthwhile read.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH CURSED CHILD

As I see it, Cursed Child suffered three major blows, each of which would have easily been fatal to the story, but all three became a Devil's Trifecta against which it never stood a chance of being taken seriously by the brunt of Harry Potter fans.

Cliches

The story was rife with them. You couldn't get through an act without tripping over them and the entire plot basically nests in them. Thus, predictable story, few surprises, a faint sense of 'deja vu', an even bigger sense of 'oh no you didn't.' (But yes. Yes they did.)

This is especially disappointing coming from Rowling. Having just come off Harry Potter for the first time, I happily admit she threw stuff at me from all directions that I never saw coming. Even most of the predictions I made didn't come to pass and she constantly sent me farther down a twist than I expected. Big moments I anticipated were replaced by small moments that were even more powerful. The entire series is a beautifully told masterpiece.

Harry Potter and the Cursed Child isn't. It's good, for what it is, but nowhere near on par with the series.

The cliches are also a HUGE reason so many people -me included- are calling this a glorified fanfiction. The thing about fanfiction is that it's often written for the writer themselves, not for readers. It's more wish fulfillment, than actual good story. This is a generalization. There are excellent stories within fanfiction, and fanfiction that combines both aspects, but the overall purpose of fanfiction is for a fan to get what they want out of a fandom. This often has very little to do with writing a good story.

Fanfiction also tends not to move on from the original. Most fan stories are bogged down in the canon, like a broken-hearted ex refusing to move on from a beau. Exactly like that, really, because in truth, isn't that what fanfiction writers are? We write these because we can't or aren't ready to move on. We continue to explore our favorite worlds any way we can.

This leads to a lot of very specific cliches that I won't elaborate on because [spoilers].

The reason it makes the story weak is because it's not original. Instead of giving us something new, we're simply reliving the same events and emotions through different characters and it leads to familiar characters forced to deal with the exact same issues all over again.

This works great for fanfiction! Not so much for an 'eighth' Harry Potter story.

Will the Main Character please raise your hand. ...anyone? ...Bueller?

I'm exaggerating. Slightly.

Going into this, I fully expected Albus to be the main character. Pretty quick, I realized the prominence with which Harry kept popping up -and since it IS called Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, I figured he was still in the role and/or sharing it with Albus. That works. It's a story revolving around the pair of them, after all, once you get into it.

But then Scorpius winds up dominating a good segment of Act Three -no argument from me, I swear! I had no problem with that entire section nor how it changes both Scorpius and the story. For me, it was one of the better parts -especially story-wise- in the entire play. It just muddied the waters up a bit, because suddenly Scorpius isn't a supporting character anymore, but aside from this short-lived stint, he isn't exactly the main character, either.

The role of Main Character winds up shared -sometimes even torn- between all three of these characters. Sharing the lead is a tact they might have pulled off if they'd narrowed it down to two characters -either Scorpius and Albus, or Albus and Harry- but there just wasn't enough time to satisfactorily use all three in these leading roles -as evidenced by the sudden absence of Scorpius during the big finale and his and Draco's awkward hanging-back in the last big emotional moment, where there was literally nothing for them to contribute.

Focusing in more clearly on a pair, instead of the trio, would have better focused the story itself.

There is just as much clarity around who exactly the 'Cursed Child' is. I'm still not sure, so it feels like an epic click-bait of a title. Good thing there was still so much to love about this, eh?

And the Final Death Blow? The most fatal of all?

Harry the Eighth I am, I am

The more I think about what's wrong with Cursed Child, the more convinced I become that the flaw lies in what made it such a big deal in the first place.

The Eighth Story.

In truth, we didn't need an eighth Harry Potter story. After reading this, I think I'm safe to say most of us didn't want an eighth Harry Potter story. Harry Potter is concluded, and what a spectacularly beautiful conclusion it was. I wouldn't change that for the world.

The problem with Cursed Child is that it does change that conclusion. Taints it, even. In order to make this truly an eighth story for Harry Potter, Cursed Child regurgitates a lot of things he's already suffered, but the way these issues return makes them feel they were never truly resolved in the first place -which, according to the series, they were.

This irked me. It more than irked me. It made me mad. Harry made peace with so many things -lies, betrayals, loss, misunderstandings, and his role in it all. But in Cursed Child, it doesn't feel like Harry ever made peace with it. He feels damaged. And I understand that what Harry went through will always be with him, like his lightning bolt scar, but in Cursed Child I don't see scars: I see still-gaping and -seeping wounds that are continuing to harm him and those around him long after the death of Voldemort.

That hurts. It's a terrible thing to do to Harry, to think that he has lived like that for nineteen years, but it's worse because by the end of Deathly Hallows we were led to believe that he had healed.

Cursed Child took that away. It changed the ending of the series, it changed how we see Harry's next nineteen years, and I don't love this version.

In this respect, Cursed Child most resembles a fanfiction, for slitting open what we thought were healed scars to squeeze in one last story before the wound closes over again.

So if Cursed Child shouldn't have been an eighth Potter story, what should have it been?

An Albus and Scorpius story, of course.

Like I said, we didn't need an eighth Harry Potter story. What we want -I should perhaps say, what I want- is a new story in the Wizarding World that happens to involve the beloved Harry Potter characters just enough for them to remain a part of our lives as we watch them move on in theirs, while still getting a new adventure without feeling guilty about putting those same beloved characters at the forefront of an entire such adventure all over again.

The more I think back on and re-read scenes, the more I am convinced that having Harry take such a leading role really hurt the story. That is the source of most of the cliches that crop up throughout Cursed Child. Letting Albus and Scorpius take the lead could have saved the entirety of it. I honestly feel like the only times this plot trips over itself is when it attempts to contort itself into the touted Eighth story; almost like the story itself is fighting what it becomes. I think if that focus had been shifted just enough, it would have taken the story in a different, better direction.

Now. This is the part where I point out that this last Death Blow also happens to be the basis of the first two.

#1: If Cursed Child wasn't the eighth Harry Potter story, it wouldn't have leaned so heavily on so many of these cliches -especially the really fatal ones; they would have probably given way to a more original plot befitting a new set of characters.

#2: If Cursed Child wasn't the eighth Harry Potter story, Albus and Scorpius could have slipped very comfortably into a co-lead for the story and solved the awkward Main Character triangle, providing better focus for the entirety.

Also, The Villain

No.
No.


Believe it or not, there were even more flaws than this. They were just less detrimental.

• Friction between Harry and Albus. Considering this was a driving force of the plot for both characters, it was both forced and not well-founded. It doesn't have a clear point of origin or progression until it suddenly explodes, setting off the entire story. It wasn't terribly believable; Harry acts completely out of character; it doesn't seem to fit Albus much better.
• Ginny. Ginny has good moments. I love Ginny. But if Ginny had been fully in-character, there's no way things would have gotten so bad between Harry and Albus.
• Ron. Ron has fun moments and great lines -but not much else. His role seemed mostly degraded to comic relief. Ignoble, really.
• Amos. I hate, hate, hate how he is portrayed in this. It's beyond uncharacteristic. It's darn near despicable.

For all its bad, there is so much I love in Cursed Child that I can't regret reading it or even buying it. I hope we're rewarded down the line with more stories of Scorpius and Albus because this is just too short for such amazing characters! Given the chance, I would see the play in a heartbeat.

Also, I have to stress -for as terrible as the story feels for a canon story, as incredibly cliche and fanfiction as it gets- it's as exciting as it is weird and unbelievable. It really is fun to read. 

It's even more fun to talk about.

What did YOU think of it?

#BookmarkMonday (6): Ollivanders

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Technically not a bookmark. More like a scrap of paper. But it is a scrap of paper depicting the wand that chose me at the Barnes & Noble midnight release party I attended for Harry Potter and the Cursed Child. So the next best thing.

A fitting marker for my progress through Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, I have no doubt it will serve me well through Cursed Child as well.

Now, whether Cursed Child serves well...that's another question. ;)

Did you attend a release party for Cursed Child?
It was the first midnight release party I'd ever been to -I loved it!

REVIEW: Stuck in the Game by Christopher Keene

STUCK IN THE GAME
by Christopher Keene
Science Fiction/Fantasy
Future House Publishing
3/5 stars

I really like the basis of Stuck in the Game. I've always thought stories about people playing immersive video games is clever, because it's a story of escapism told through the greatest form of escapism there currently exists -BOOKS.

It's like an enigma wrapped in a paradox!

Keene has good detail, both for the world within the fantasy-based video game Noah is trapped in and for how he describes Noah being trapped in it. I really felt a part of the game, even decidedly non-gamer that I am. Some moments, I was actually more intrigued by the lore of the video game's story than the actual reigning plot.

For the non-gamers like me, most of the jargon is explained, but there are some references that I didn't understand. With a passing knowledge of video games (and Google), they weren't too hard to figure out, but they still gave me a little reality jolt.

The characters were a little under-cooked for my taste. There were some fun personalities -gung-ho gamer chick Siena_the_Blade and serious gamer Datalent being favorites- but I prefer a little more meat on my characters' bones. This was definitely a plot-driven piece of fiction and -even despite its slow start- it's entertaining, with some really clever and fun tweaks on the video game idea.

Stuck in the Game also has a successful way of pulling both reality and the fantasy pseudo-reality prominently into the plot, instead of focusing on one over the other. The story starts out with pretty high stakes: Noah is seriously injured in a car accident and the fully-immersive 'Dream Engine' video game is the only way to keep his mind from slipping into a coma, while the fate of his girlfriend remains uncertain. However, this tension was pushed into the background in favor of playing of the video game, making for a slow build to the action of the tale. This is one reason the characters were a little on the bland side; Noah had a way of playing the game to push his bleak situation out of his mind a little too well. I didn't feel much emotional connection to him or from him to really get invested in the personal stakes of the story. As my regular readers are perfectly aware, though, I'm what one would kindly call 'obsessed' with character depth.

That being said, what I thought was a pretty predictable story did wind up taking a few twists and turns, with a nice thriller bite to it, so I'm mostly satisfied with how it turned out and I enjoyed the ending moment.

A fun escapist fantasy and a good, quick read. While Stuck in the Game could be a fun choice for sci-fi/fantasy readers, it would definitely be a good jaunt for all the gamers out there. Especially *coughcough* those gamers that might need a little convincing that books can be just as good -if not better- than video games.

I received a copy of Stuck in the Game from Future Publishing House in return for an honest review. Thanks, guys!

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If you had to be trapped inside a video game, which would you choose?
Personally, I'm a Star Wars: Old Republic or Legend of Zelda kinda girl.