Monday, December 15, 2014

The Blog Wishes You An Enjoyable Week

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Apologies, visitor, there seems to be a lack of content for today. [beep beep bloop beep] The Host appears to be beyond contact.

This is unfortunate.

As The Blog, this void of a scheduled post ...irks me. Perhaps I can substitute something of entertainment value for your human emotions.

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http://cdn.themetapicture.com/media/funny-cat-Darth-Vader-costume.jpg

By my calculations, the combination of cats and Star Wars in this 'meme' is an assured success to draw laughter.

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By my calculations, this video of three grown men making strange faces and lip-syncing to high-pitched music in their car will be enjoyable to your perceptions.


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Corny Joke of the Week
What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium

By my calculations, this joke will not be appreciated by those who value 'humor'.


Humans are strange creatures.

The Blog.

2 comments:

  1. What would a bear without bees? Ears.
    Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Excellent food, but no atmosphere. corny jokes

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